1. officialannakendrick:

    sextronautt:

    y’all react to the word sex the way dogs react to the word walk

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    (via hannahtthemanatee)

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  4. mum: can you-

    me: *groans for 17 hours*

    1 day ago  /  Source: awkwardvagina

  5. You can’t win unless you learn how to lose.
    – Kareem Abdul-Jabba (via kushandwizdom)

    1 day ago  /  Source: kushandwizdom

  6. Love is so short, forgetting is so long.
    – Pablo Neruda (via kushandwizdom)

    1 day ago  /  Source: kushandwizdom

  7. Last night

    bluntoclock:

    Went to the strip with tram-adol & sammy-stu. We copped a rillo for the ride home. Once we burned that, I loaded my piece. We get closer to the house and I get the feeling that I should hold off on hitting it again. Sure enough, the 5-0 pulls us over as we get into town for a bum headlight and gives us a warning…

    How the fuck he didn’t smell the grape swisher is beyond me.

    1 day ago  /  Source: bluntoclock

  8. did-you-kno:

A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.
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    did-you-kno:

    A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.

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    1 day ago  /  Source: didyouknowblog.com

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  10. Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

    nurdsturf:

    wiccan-witch-of-the-east:

    elizards:

    paranoidrobot:

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    this is my favorite thing

    Probably the first time ive actually been proud to be a catholic.

    (via hannahtthemanatee)

    1 day ago

  11. frigidchops:

TANGERINE DREAM 

    frigidchops:

    TANGERINE DREAM 

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  12. drakefanclub:

THIS IS SO FUNNY LMAO

    drakefanclub:

    THIS IS SO FUNNY LMAO

    (via damnnlyssa)

    1 day ago  /  Source: drakefanclub

  13. gotitfromthatbasehead:

Allow

    gotitfromthatbasehead:

    Allow

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  15. cruelings:

✿ similar here ✿

    cruelings:

    ✿ similar here 

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